Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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