haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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