So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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