Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We have started to decorate penises.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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