He had one of those small greek statue penises
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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