Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There's always time for handjobs
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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