Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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