Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
