saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Dignity is for republicans.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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