I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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