I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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