just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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