Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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