I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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