i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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