I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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