watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
