I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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