i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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