what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
