margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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