So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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