I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
