WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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