Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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