Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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