He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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