I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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