with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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