He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
