We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
It's blow job season.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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