God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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