you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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