ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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