distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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