she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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