is your mom at the bar?
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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