I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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