I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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