And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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