Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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