Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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