I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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