it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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