: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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