What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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