I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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