Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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