I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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