you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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